Tuesday 10 February 2015

Lann-Ael Lostmarch

Desirability: Decant
Source: parf.info

This smells like a mishmash of edible delights, none of which would make the Weight Watchers' menu.

Buttered popcorn of the no holds barred type. Real butter in generous amounts oozing over the piping hot popcorn. The mysterious note that was supposed to be present in the pre-reformulation Miss Dior Cherie but which eluded my best attempts to sniff it out. It's here! The food hallucinations shift to pancakes, waffles and french toast dripping with maple syrup and a hefty mound of butter balancing precariously on top. 

I smell breakfast cereal swimming in milk, not the healthy rabbit food lookalikes but more toward the colourful pebbles, you know the kind that's chock full of "nutritional" stuff. The milk smells like full fat milk that's heavy on cream going straight to your hips instead of bones and reminds me of the times I stayed with my sister in London back in the day when deliveries of milk in glass bottles were still widely available. So much more delicious than the stuff served in plastic-paper cartons. 

Lann-Ael. Total Comfort Food. Not just for breakfast. Actually Lann-Ael smells like I mixed Waffle Crisp, Corn Pops and Apple Jacks together.  Add the milk. Turn on the telly and get comfortable. Oh I almost forgot the popcorn for after! 

Snuggle worthy. As in everyone will want to snuggle you. Truly. You could get rich by selling Lann-Ael laced snuggles. 






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